Dr. Evil and the Basket of Kittens

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This darkly funny farce pits the eternal battle of pure evil against innocent fuzzy goodness. Dr. Evil wants to destroy the world, but when a basket of kittens arrives on his doorstep, it’s his own world that gets turned upside down. The Council of Evil is set to arrive any minute for the unveiling of the thermal ray—Dr. Evil’s latest weapon of world domination—and he must impress them at all costs. If the Council finds him with this basketful of precious kittens, they may never offer the financial backing he needs to complete his dastardly project. Being truly evil, there is only one solution that Dr. Evil can think of… (gasp!) the kittens must be destroyed. But with several identical baskets going in and out of his lab and the crazy antics of his assistant’s mummified mother, his own vampire mother and the practical-joke-loving family of were-hyenas who live next door, the kittens just may make it out alive. You’ll be rooting for the precious little fur balls the whole way. If not, Dr. Evil’s neighbors, Mary Shelley and Dr. Frankenstein, who narrate the evil tale, might think you’re just as evil as Dr. Evil himself. One thing is true, being

bad has never been this much fun!

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Additional Character Notes (click character name to follow link): Shirley, Mary Shelley and Dr. Frankenstein, Pierce, Margo, Council of Evil, Mummy, Werehyenas, Countess Gothma, Inferna, Dr. Evil

Production History

2018-2019 Season:

June 14, 2018 | La Crosse Community Theatre – La Crosse, WI   

July 20, 2018 | Area Children’s Theatre – Warrenton, GA   

October 1, 2018 | North Side Elementary School – Union City, IN

October 4, 2018 | Derby USD 260 – Derby, KS

November 10, 2018 | Hayley Griffin – Berwick, VIC 3806 AUSTRALIA

November 15, 2018 | Wicomico Middle School – Salisbury, MD

January 31, 2019 | Golden Valley Charter Schools – Folsom, CA

February 1, 2019 | Our Town Players – South Haven, MI  

2017-2018 Season:

October 20, 2017 | Geneva Park District – Geneva, IL   

October 20, 2017 | Dreamweavers of West Tennessee – Savannah, TN   

November 4, 2017 | Polson School District – Polson, MT   

November 10, 2017 | Madrid High School – Madrid, IA  

November 17, 2017 | York Catholic High School – York, PA   

December 13, 2017 | Desert Pines High School – Las Vegas, NV  

January 19, 2018 | Wyeast Middle School – Vancouver, WA  

February 23, 2018 | Twin Falls School District #411 – Twin Falls, ID   

March 29, 2018 | Windsor Elementary School – Windsor, ME   

April 2, 2018 | Mascoutah Middle School – Mascoutah, IL   

April 20, 2018 | Wilson Area Intermediate School – Easton, PA   

May 1, 2018 | Calvary Baptist Academy – Shreveport, LA   

May 4, 2018 | Stockton Elementary School – Stockton, MO   

2016-2017 Season:

June 1, 2016 | Kitscoty High School – Kitscoty, AB – CANADA

September 7, 2016 | Orbost Secondary College – Orbost, Victoria – AUSTRALIA

November 4, 2017 | Marlette Community Schools – Marlette, MI

November 17, 2016 | Villanova Prep – Ojai, CA

December 9, 2016 | Turner Middle School – Loveland, CO

January 27, 2017 | Woodland Community Consolidated SD #50 – Gurnee, IL

March 12, 2017 | Flying Monkey Theatre Arts – Benecia, CA

April 7, 2017 | Plymouth-Shiloh School Dist. – Plymouth, OH

April 13, 2017 | Sutherlin High School – Sutherlin, OH

May 1, 2017 | Calgary Board of Education – Calgary, AB – CANADA

May 5, 2017 | Veteran’s Memorial Middle School Drama Club – Brick, NJ

2015_2016 Season

October 20, 2015 | Central High School of Clay County – Lineville, AL

November 7, 2015 | Foothill Technology High School – Ventura, CA

November 13, 2015 | Westmoreland HS Drama Club – Westmoreland, NY

November 8-23, 2015 | Old School Theatre – Spring Hill, TN

November 20-21, 2015 | Northeast Range School – Babbit, MN

April 22, 2016 | Fairview High School – Cullman, AL 

April 29, 2016 | Faulkton High School –  Faulkton, SD

2014-2015 Season

October 16, 2014 | Davis Middle School – Omaha, NE

October 17, 2014 | Miller City/New Cleveland School District – Miller City, OH

October 18, 2014 | West Central High School – Francesville, IN

October 23, 2014 | Bryan Station Middle School – Lexington, KY

November 21, 2014 | Belton School District – Belton, MO

December 4, 2014 | Penetanguishene Secondary School  – Penetanguishene, ON – CANADA

December 5, 2014 | Newcomerstown Thespians – Newcomerstwon, OH

March 22, 2015 | Melville Comprehensive School – Melville, SK – CANADA

April 1, 2015 | Pelham High School – Pelham NH

May 11, 2015 | Dutton/Brady School – Dutton, MT

October 16, 2015 | FACT – Frisco, TX

 2013-2014 Season

June 2013 | Esterhazy High School – Saskatchewan, CANADA

June 28 | Barron Spotlighters – Barron, WI

August 16, 2013 | Chateaugay Central School – Chateaugay, NY

October 8, 2013 | Lake Local Schools – Millbury, OH

October 28, 2013 | Shattuck High School – Shattuck, OK

October 31, 2013 | David Prouty High School – Spencer, MA

September 26-27, 2013 | Munster High School – Munster, IN

November 1, 2013 | Old School Theatre – Spring Hill, TN

November 1-2, 2013 | Hartley-Melvin-Sanborn High School – Hartley, IA

November 7, 2013 | Commerce High School – Commerce, TX

November 15, 2013 | Brimley Area Schools – Brimley, MI

November 16-17, 2013 | Coon Rapids-Bayard High School – Coon Rapids, IA

November 20, 2013 | Brooks Middle School – Bolingbrook, IL

December 2013 | Waunakee Middle School – Waunakee, WI

December 13, 2013 | Franklin High School – Franklin, NH

December 20-21, 2013 | Lancaster Middle School – Lancaster, WI

January 16, 2014 | Marbury High School – Deatsville, AL

March 8, 2014 | North Mac High School – Virden, IL

March 21, 2014 | Kingsley-Pierson High School – Kingsley, IA

April 11, 2014 | Blue Ridge High School – Farmer City, IL

April 25, 2014 | Holy Family School – South Bend, IN

April 30-May 1, 2014 | Shelby-Rising City Public School – Shelby, NE

May 2014 | Hillsboro Public School – Hillsboro, ND

2012-2013 Season

October 13, 2012 | League City Intermediate School – League City, TX

February 28, 2013 | Seaman Middle School – Topeka, KS

March 7, 2013 | Tri-Center School – Neola, IA

March 15, 2013 | Greene County Middle School – Jefferson, IA

April 11, 2013 | Brighton School District – Kansasville, WI

April 13, 2013 | Decatur Community High School – Oberlin, KS

April 17, 2013 | Platte-Geddes School – Platte, SD

April 19, 2013 | Kids Play, Inc. – Greenfield, IN

May 3, 2013 | West Holmes High School – Millersburg, OH

Anaheim Union High School – Anaheim, CA

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